it is my own fault for being an ape instead of a duck.
Rage of the Pharoahs
April 23, 2012 – 12:07 am
A short improvised song on a small improvised instrument.
Another song about eels
November 17, 2011 – 1:27 am
Wow, been a while since I posted a Zombie Masters song.
This one is called “Island of Electric Eels.” It’s stingin’
My two cents worth on Occupy Wall Street
November 2, 2011 – 7:25 pm
Something I hear a lot of people say about OWS is along the lines of “I like what they’re doing, but what’s their message?”, or “What are they trying to say?”, or “They need to actually have a point if they want people to take them seriously.” Well, here’s what I think OWS is saying:
Look.
Look at us. Look at who we are. Don’t ask CNN who we are, don’t ask Fox News who we are, don’t ask the New York Times who we are, just look. We’re holding up signs telling you who we are, and what we think. Read them. Think about what you just read. Really think.
Look at us, look at yourself. Don’t look for liberals, or hippies, or tea partiers, or libertarians, or socialists or welfare bums. Just look. Are there differences? Are there similarities? Look at these people we’re pointing at. Are there differences? Are there similarities? Look around you.
How are things? Good? Bad? Don’t listen to what the news says, or whether the Dow is up or down. Look. Ask your friends and neighbors. How are they doing? OWS wants change. Do you? What kind of change? Why do you want it?
That’s the message. Look. Think. What then? Don’t ask OWS, ask yourself. It’s your country.
The difference between amazing and astounding
September 10, 2011 – 2:54 am
The difference between amazing and astounding is thin, grayish, and a little unhappy looking. Not in a mopey or complaining kind of way, just a little downward in the corners of the mouth. Moves kind of slowly and deliberately; it’ll pi9ck up a sandwich and just look at it for a while like maybe it’s trying to decide whether eating it is really worth the trouble. Sleeves are always a little too short, or occasionally way too long. Jumps into a conversation talking about the weirdest things at some length, then stops suddenly and gets really quiet when it becomes obvious no one has any idea what it’s talking about.
The difference between intimacy and acquaintance is always smartly dressed, in an understated and practical way. Constantly in motion, and looks straight at you when you’re talking, but never looks at you for more than a second when you’re not. Smokes 5 or 6 cigarettes a day, and always crushes them out with great emphasis. Doesn’t h ave
a favorite movie, or TV show, or band or anything. Hasn’t traveled much except to visit relatives on holidays. Wears a small, plain, gold earring.
A method for spotting egregious BS
September 8, 2011 – 7:44 pm
When you are looking for work on Craigslist, and you encounter a phrase that strikes you as a particularly egregious use of business-speak, here is a technique you can use to determine if this is mundane BS in common use, or something beyond:
1) Copy this phrase. Search for it on Google, using quotes around the phrase, so that G will look for
the exact phrase.
2) If one of the top results, or the only result, that is returned for the exact phrase, is the very Craigslist posting that you copied it from, congratulations! You have have found an exceptional example of BS.
Stardust with flangy 80′s guitar
August 30, 2011 – 4:18 pm
Strider Strikes
August 29, 2011 – 10:11 pm
The powers of the military and science are now in his hands.
Been a while, the Zombie Masters have been travelling, seeking arcane knowledge and cocktail recipes.
I’ve been digging around in the archives. Turns out I suck at archiving, but here’s a tune from the electroclash period.
I was thinking
July 19, 2011 – 4:06 pm
Ghost Tech in the Sky
July 10, 2011 – 2:05 am
Haven’t broken out the Casio SK-1 in a while.
Here’s a pensive little work of faux musique concrete called “You set ‘em up, I’ll knock ‘em down (or back), your call.”
Volare
June 23, 2011 – 10:06 pm
Did you know that this was a Eurovision Song Contest winner in the 1950′s? That thing has really gone downhill.
Impressions of Volare
June 23, 2011 – 10:03 pm
I recorded a bunch of lead parts after laying down the basic tracks, and wasn’t happy with any of them.
I decided the problem was that I’d recorded the chords too slow, and when I played it again faster, the lead part was much easier to nail. This is the first version with all of the lead parts that I played – I was just listening to the rhythm tracks for each runthru, so the parts are totally out of sync. It sounds kind of cool in a totally whack way.
Mongolian Steve Miller
June 16, 2011 – 4:22 pm
Another Freedonian Zombie Masters outtake.
This song is called “Mongolian Steve Miller was in a hurry that day”.
Cell Phone One
June 16, 2011 – 3:52 pm
And I kept at it
June 10, 2011 – 1:57 am
The names of these pieces, by the way, is based on whatever I was using to prop up the guitar.
Inspired by the positive response..
June 10, 2011 – 12:39 am
I decided to try reproducing the original effect. Turns out to be tricky to reproduce anything exactly, but I’m going to keep practicing because th is
is really quite fun. I hereby dub this technique “Tabletronics.”
Original style
June 9, 2011 – 11:19 pm
The first tabletronics song, produced completely by accident.
Slightly edited. (Can you hear it?)
Layabouts
June 7, 2011 – 4:10 pm
The sudden appearance of pleasant weather in Chicago has caused the Zombie Masters to indulge in a fit of spontaneous bluesiness, in accordance with the principle of adopting native idioms for one’s own purposes.
Hastur on the Beach
May 16, 2011 – 4:14 pm
Freedonian Zombie masters are back from vacation.
This song is called ‘Hastur on the Beach, and the unutterable floor show he saw.’
Flee, Foolish Mortals!
April 20, 2011 – 4:23 pm
Decided to start posting some random musical output to FB. These are going to be songs I whipped up in the back room, they will tend to be somewhat light and ephemeral in nature.
Freedonian Zombie Masters is my exotica band, and this song is called “Flee, foolish mortals! Tharg has awoken!”
Shagg Lives!
July 22, 2010 – 1:07 am
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